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August 21, 2010 / lezebelinchief

Glenn Beck Needs His Ass Kicked

I could probably write an entire book on the reasons GB needs his ass handed to him, but today I want to focus on just one of them. Beck is organizing a “non-political” rally to honor the troops and servicewomen/men for August 28 in Washington, D.C. Now why would this matter so much, you might ask? Well, August 28 just so happens to be the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. Is this just a coincidence? Nope!

Beck has decided to “restore honor” to King’s legacy by holding this rally on the Lincoln Memorial, the same place King gave his speech 47 years ago. Beck believes he better understands MLK’s intentions, and will rally the American public behind Beck’s “vision” for America. MLK’s dream speech is a sacred piece of American history, and he’s about to piss all over it. Did I mention this “rally” of Beck’s was originally designed as a well-orchestrated publicity stunt for his new book launch? Yeah. Classy. To read up on Beck’s plan, you can check out the official website. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention this — one Sarah Palin is a guest speaker. It just keeps getting better, dontchaknow.

Want to help crush this idiot? You can hop on over to Celebrate The Dream, and check out their plans for the counter-rally, honoring the Civil Rights Movement and King’s legacy.

Need another reason to stop this? Bill O’Reilly promised Glenn Beck that if 100,000 people show up to Beck’s rally, he will hand over his coveted time slot on Fox News. Meaning, Beck’s viewership would rise exponentially. *SHUDDER*


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